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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

la vie philosophique, goddamnit

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My new daily affirmation. Thanks to Katie for gleaning these words of wisdom from Ed Abbey.


"You heard me, Lightcap. Do you really want to be a professor of philosophy?"

"I certainly want to be a philosopher, sir, and to live la vie philosophique, goddamnit."

"Answer my question."

Henry reflected. A fork in his road of life had most suddenly appeard dead ahead. To the right, the right way, a broad and shining highway led upward beyond the master of arts toward the Ph.D.--the tenured leisurely life of overpaid, underworked professerhood. A respectable life. Anyone who is paid much for doing little is regarded with obligatory admiration.

To the left a dingy path littered with beer cans and used toilet paper led downward in darkness to a life of shame, of part time and seasonal work and unemployment compensation, of domestic strife, jug wine, uncertainty, shady deals, naive realism, stud poker, furtive philanderings, skeptical nominalism, pick-up trucks, a gross and unalembicated nineteenth-century eight-ball materialism.

He called his shot. I will not tell a lie. Looking at his three Inquisitors looking at him, he answered them collectively:

"Not really, he said."

What's Real?

"What's real?" asked the Rabbit one day. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you… you become Real."

"Does it hurt?"

"Sometimes." For he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

"Does it happen all at one, like being wound up, or bit by bit?"

"It doesn't happen all at once. You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or who have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby."

-Margery Williams
"The Velveteen Rabbit"